Potted history of Afghanistan (part 3)

Buzkashi, dis literally means "goa' grabbing" 'n involves 2 teams on 'orseback. t' aim o' t' gem is ta gerr t' decapitated goa' carcass intoa tutheur team's goal.
ki' flyin 'n fightin kites are alsoa reeight popular. ki' fightin involves usin eur sharp edged ki' ta cut t' ban' o' thy opponent's ki'. t' apeth whoa caught t' fallin ki' then owned it.
football (noa explanation needed)
cricket, dis spoarts is gerrin reeight popular i' afghanistan 'n t' afghan crikkit team recently won several international matches aroun' t' world.
taekwondoa 'as increased i' popularity sin t' taliban retreyted teur t' mountains teur t' point wheear an afghan athlete won eur bronze medal int' 2008 beijin olympics

History of Afghanistan part 2 (holidays and events)

- may 4th, recognition o' martyrs 'n t' disabled
- nowroze, celebrates t' fust day o' sprin
- jeshen (august 19th) independence day, separation fra russieur

Yorkshire potted history of Afghanistan

Sin it's discoveree afghanistan 'as suffered invasion, external pressure 'n internal upheaval. int' 1800s t' british 'n czarist russieur wor strugglin for control o' afghanistan. dis wor referred ta as "the girt gem." the british won 'n afghanistan wor eur british protectorate while 1919. dis lasted while t' kin o' afghanistan, amanullah signed eur treyty o' aid/friendship wi' lenin 'n declared war on briteeam. we won agin. the soviet union then reinvaded i' 1979 'n gev powa ta eur bloke called karmal. a' dis point t' US decided ta gerr involved 'n t' CIA gives trainin ta um fundamentalists opposed teur t' soviets. thee called thersen t' "mujahadeen." um arabs answered t' mujahadeen's call for "jihad" or 'oly war includin eur wealthy saudi playboy called osameur bin laden. osameur 'ood lata become t' CIA's best operati' i' afghanistan. eventually t' soviets retreyted i' 1989 'n t' CIA lose interest i' thea mercenaries. meanwhile, sez mercenaries are busy riddin t' country o' orl stalinist remnants. thee eventually settle int' major towns 'n cities bur keep fightin o'a t' spoils fra t' stalinists. the pakistani government then takes an interest int' events occurrin i' afghanistan. t' pakistani intelligence sets up t' taliban i' islamic schools fra afghan refugee camps i' pakistan. t' taliban wor made up o' students whoa believed thee wor bringin t' ways o' allah back ta thea country. t' taliban launched eur military coup i' 1996 'n takes kabul. thee eventually force t' remainin mujahadeen intoa t' far north. t' taliban then politically 'n diplomatically isolate t' country fra t' rest o' t' world, especially t' west. the US then blem bin laden for 9/11 'n deman' t' taliban 'an' 'im o'a. thee refuse o'a lack o' evidence. afta dis t' US begins bombin afghanistan i' an attempt ta mek t' taliban submit. thee alsoa provide ordnance 'n suppoarts teur t' mujahadeen int' north. followin t' bombings 'n several attacks t' mujahadeen breyt art o' t' north 'n begin retakin cities. t' taliban retreyts intoa t' mountains while t' US marines 'unt for bin laden. eventually thee finn' 'n kill 'im ont' 2n' may 2011. 'oweva, t' taliban still feight t' mujahadeen 'n t' US